Guy#1-"I visited Tokyo, too. I ordered a taco, and the chef gave me octopus."
Chef-< Here is your tako. >
Guy#1-"So I ordered fish and he forgot to cook it."
Chef-< Here is your sushi. >
Guy#2-"You didn't fry it up in front of him, did you?"
Guy#1-"I had to defend myself using Taco Kwon Do!"
Yes, I know it's corny....deal with it LOL!